I've got a date and my brother's got a boner, so I'm gonna hold on to his dick if that's what it takes

It's a wank vibrator, you don't massage your face with it, you massage your G-spot!

I came to sleep with you, and what the fuck is this? You impregnated me

My boyfriend cheated on me? If I get my revenge, I'll get a creampie from my brother

What kind of cheating is that? Just touching tits and pouring cum 🫣

What should I choose to get an iPhone? Oh fuck, wrong again 😫

Shame on you, bro! I asked you to take pictures, not cum inside

It's a good thing my sister didn't have her panties on, she's got a lot of fucking sperm

The commission would be justified if realtors worked THAT way!

What a fucking delivery 😳 The delivery girl let me poop on her tits

I wake her up with my dick, and she doesn't mind, I'm gonna cum in her

Everyone wants to be born with tits like that! I had to pee my pants twice

You showed me your tits from the door 🫣 Is it okay that you're a psychologist?

I saw her tits and I got a hard-on - I even gave her money for cheating